How to Act Really Cool
Keyword here is act. Step 1: Wear sunglasses everywhere. At the beach, on the street, in the club, in bed, in a box, with a fox, in a house, with a mouse, here or there, everywhere. If you don’t have...
View ArticleHow to Stay Thin
1. While cleaning, play music. Some people prefer funk, some like classical (though how you’re supposed to dance enough to burn calories I don’t know), and some like hip hop. I, however, am partial to...
View ArticleHow to Keep it Classy, or How Not to Be a Twit
There is only one rule that one must abide by in order to stay classy. That rule is this: Don’t be a twit. Twit: (n.) 1. A moron with absolutely no sense. 2. One who uses Twitter. Okay, that second one...
View ArticleHow to Make Friends
1. Compliment someone you think seems nice. Say, “Hey there. You look awesome today. I wish I looked the way you looked every day. I wish I could be you. I wish I could be your best friend. Can I …...
View ArticleHow to Be a Musician
Rockstar: 1. Live by one rule and one rule alone: Guitar should not sound melodic. There shouldn’t be any real chords like in Beatles or Stones songs, just really scary and loud guitar riffs. And solos...
View ArticleHow to Dance
In honor of the many upcoming homecoming dances at various colleges and high schools around the world/country/universe, I have compiled a list of fool-proof methods to help you get your dance on. I’m...
View ArticleHow to Dress for Halloween
In light of the many parties you will undoubtedly attend (you cheeky minxes), I shall now bestow upon you my supreme knowledge of costumes. I’ll start with what NOT to wear. Because I’m better at being...
View ArticleVideo Love
It’s been too long since I’ve done one of these. And I WILL expose you to things I love. 1. Synchronized Japanese Businessmen. Really, this is one of the most impressive things I’ve seen on YouTube. 2....
View ArticleKissing and Collaboration (Take Notes, Kids)
Hi y’all! We (Cappy @ Writer’s Block and Girl on the Contrary) have decided to collaborate on a blog. We know, we know. The world’s been waiting for this one for a looooong time. We’ve known each other...
View ArticleHow To: Name Your Baby
So, I know my name is Cappy, and that might confuse some people. It might make other people angry that I’m writing a post about naming children when it seems that my parents named me under a haze of...
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